Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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