Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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