This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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