hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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