Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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