Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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