Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just pee around me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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