Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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