Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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