Sry I called you an 8
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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