i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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