I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
