awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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