I bet he comes in French.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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