on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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