I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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