Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
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