oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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