He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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