What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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