You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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