Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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