Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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