do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
North Korea, Best Korea!
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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