you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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