When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
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There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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