I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
what if I'm pregnant?
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Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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