Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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