BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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