dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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