chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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