Pass out mid-funnel last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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