Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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