So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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