these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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