nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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