Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
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I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
there is glitter all over my balls
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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