This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
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If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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