I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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