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  • Have you received the good news? ...\n\nIt's your dick. Your dick is the good news.

    Submitted by hollywood756 on Oct 27, 11 at 1:10pm
  • I recommend, "Hi, have you accepted my penis as your personal lord and savior?"

    Submitted by Kirak on Oct 27, 11 at 4:36pm
  • I like that putting on a bike helmet makes something responsible. I'm going to make this my thing. "I'm going to get black out drunk, but don't worry, I'll be wearing a bike helmet so that makes it responsible."

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 27, 11 at 11:49am
  • Sounds like you're just wanting to fall on a purple helmet.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 27, 11 at 2:18pm
  • Knock Knock\n-who's there\nMormon\n-Mormon who?\nSuck my dick.

    Submitted by Missafaye42 on Nov 4, 11 at 4:26pm
  • None of this even makes sense.

    Submitted by minion_dee on Oct 27, 11 at 7:49pm
  • Gotta love Halloween sluts!

    Submitted by ladyrae on Oct 27, 11 at 11:30pm