wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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