I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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