Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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