She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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