he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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