You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
