so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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