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  • Ah, the egg drop project. A classic of high school physics. And a real mess, too. There was always that kid who cared nothing about passing and just wanted to make a mess other people had to clean up. Which is why you shouldn't let him play matchmaker with his friends.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Dec 26, 10 at 10:14am
  • Dude I went to school with forgot about this project til the morning of it. He just put the egg in his shoe and I'll be damned if it didn't manage to survive the fall completely intact

    Submitted by eemes on Dec 27, 10 at 1:11am
  • Rick Scott's dildo. Fired!

    Submitted by shadyjd on Dec 26, 10 at 9:13am
  • No but I have something 6 inches tall that can help you break some eggs

    Submitted by NinjaMyNinja on Dec 27, 10 at 12:18am
  • Fuck...I live here

    Submitted by boolou on Dec 27, 10 at 3:59am
  • sounds like something to do durring haloween :)

    Submitted by dudette on Jan 2, 11 at 12:20am
  • Arthurs comment just got further and further away from the concept and reasoning of this text

    Submitted by veedubadict on Dec 26, 10 at 2:53pm
  • a roof?

    Submitted by bongrippa on Dec 27, 10 at 1:09am
  • Yes, it's called a high roof, it comes free with a big house

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Jul 28, 11 at 1:15pm