So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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