brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
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We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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