hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
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Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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