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Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Do plants get herpes?
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