Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
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I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
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I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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