we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize
