East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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