Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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