pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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