He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
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seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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