True but thats because hes a fetus.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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